Kalonzo Whips And Tames Muthama in Machakos

The Wiper Party Leader is perhaps the best schemer in Kenyan politics after the late president Daniel Toroitich Arap Moi.

When Muthama left Wiper and started running berserk with outrageous claims, many expected and urged Kalonzo to hit back. The veteran Kamba Kingpin seemed unperturbed and took his time.

Today the Wiper Party has whipped and humiliated Johnstone Muthama in broad daylight in a move that might bury Muthama politically.

The Wiper Party has chosen Agnes Kavindu a.k.a Kavaa Yomba to be the party’s flag bearer in the upcoming Machakos by-elections.

Kavindu is expected to win the seat easily and in a quick turn of events, she will assume the seat that was vacated by her ex husband less than 3 years ago.

As a legislator, she will have a duty to make laws aimed to taming her wayward former lover. This is a masterstroke from the Wiper Party leader and Kamba Kingpin.

Reporters from Skymoon Media Team have contacted Muthama’s bloggers to get a reaction on this latest move. They did not have anything to comment on the matter as their boss is still reeling in shock from that sucker punch delivered by Kalonzo Musyoka.

Congratulations in advance to Agnes Kavindu for winning the Machakos Senatorial seat.


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